TSA

You don't like the TSA? I don't blame you. Besides not flying, what else can you do?

Here's some ideas.

==DISRUPT==

Be passive aggressive and just play dumb.

Until you are specifically asked: Don't take off your shoes. Don't take your laptop out of the bag. Don't take off your belt. NEVER have your ID or boarding pass ready, leave them in your pocket and shuffle for them when you get asked. Wear tshirts and hats with obnoxious or seemingly harmful graphics, i.e.. a holstered gun on a tshirt.

Your goal should be to make the line as intolerable as possible for the people waiting behind you. If the security line takes 3 hours to get through for every domestic flight, that's fantastic! Be friendly and polite to the TSA agents, your goal is to make the other commuters lives intolerable.

If they ask why you aren't following instructions: Tell them you have a first grade reading level and have trouble reading. Tell them you were distracted and weren't paying attention.

AVOID

 * 1) If you don't want to go through the body scan machine, ask to opt out.
 * 2) If you are a male, and you are going through a manual search, let them know your genitals are sensitive.
 * 3) If they touch your genitals, yell loudly, as if you are being raped or a loud sound as if you are reacting to a very shocking and surprising event.